Hilarious Tenant Story
Just a quick post for Friday…
One of the single-family rental houses is rented to three younger (19-22) year-old girls. They are smart, fun-loving and quite humorous. They are also surprisingly responsible. They pay the rent on-time…every month and they don’t call me to come and repair stuff unnecessarily. The other day I had to go over to this house to repair a broken light switch in the common bathroom (i.e.- not the master bath).
On the wall hangs a sign that really cracked me up. Here it is reproduced verbatim:
BATHROOM GUIDELINES
1. BOYS: This is an all female establishment. Put the damn toilet seat down before you leave. It was down when you came in, wasn’t it? If that’s too hard for you, go pee outside.
2. TOILET HANDLE: It sticks so make sure to pull it down before you leave or it won’t stop running. (note to self)
3. HANDS: Wash them, NASTY!
Thank You.
THE MANAGEMENT
I swear, I must have laughed for five minutes about that last “guideline.” Why, oh why can’t all my tenants be like these girls.
Happy Friday and have a good weekend.
